Christianity: Foreword by Kit Carruthers
The image of god as a man on a cloud is an inside of reality concept in order to declare an outside of reality religion. It hurts, there he is, up on a cloud, what's he doing? How does he do it? It's obviously meant... To be... Metaphorical. If what you have is a metaphorical concept of god what you have is an outside of reality concept of god. Now most of you don't really care about whether or not it's metaphorical, it's just the thing that it is. When you die you go to the space on the clouds on the space. It is a system that could never possibly fit, it sits outside of any potential system. It clicks and breaks in half as it remains stagnant.
The entire nature of your religion sits outside of reality, that's the point of your religion, remove yourself from the material and attain the state of bliss found entirely outside of the material. Every rule comes down from above and attempts to hammer into you in order to alterate your natural behaviour into what is more proper, more proper than our natural way of being. Every observation you claim to how reality operates, every single one of them, come from this force outside of reality dictating how reality runs, not one aspect of Christianity comes from observation of our reality, not one, not one thing fits within our reality. The only way you can represent what we preach can still retain some semblance of reality is... Put the face of your fatass grandfather on it. Hold it in place... Egh! There. It fits. It fits. CLICK, fizzle. It hurts, it really hurts.
Creationism is forgivable within white people logic at the starting base of a religion. Well how'd we get here? I don't know, I guess, like, created. There was a point of creation. This place is far too mysterious to be anything other than the magical concepts we cannot perceive. That's how monotheism within white people logic always starts. You can't keep it. At the time of you doing it, you knew you were never going to keep it, we don't know what we're doing we're in a play we're establishing some magic. Post dogmatic doctrine, observation has already been hinting at the future when we finally have this stuff figured out. Waaihhh hey what are you doing. Now you people can just separate this kind of thing from the polytheism fable and declare it a... Reasonable one because it isn't pagan. Reasonable? What are yooo talking abooouu... Only white people logic can garble fabricate itself into a state of death hiding behind it's tightly packed floaty white robes waiting for the moment the brain destroys itself and eats itself.
Afterwards, what you did was cut it off, you tried to click fizzle snap off the obvious everybody knows we all know it's so obvious we were watching the whole time this past twenty or thirty thousand years of our history that time goes way further back than six thousand years. CLICK. SNAP. This is where it started, everything before now is cut off. Hold it in place... Egh! There. Okay. Egh! There. Okay. It fits.
The moment we need to cut off is the surreal starting moment of civilization where everybody is suddenly incredibly smart, stories begin circulating around, how did we get here? We migrated. That's what it says, we migrated. This moment is God work. What we're building goes on forever. Yes, I have the stories, the primitive man ape stories, yes I remember the stories. It was like we were... We were climbing a tree of consciousness to get here. It's kind of disgusting. We're about to forget a lot of this, but, we also keep a lot of this forever.
The move from polytheism to monotheism was probably the only thing that became more accurate than before, however I'm pretty sure God would rather be represented by a polytheistic force than this menace of a monotheism.
You cannot have both an all powerful god and free will. And I really do get the impression you're all thinking god has totally lost control of his creation because of this free will he has given us. You say things like "god has brought people into my life" implying that god can in fact control you, he just does it from outside of YOU, the individual that perceives, rather than inside of you. He's sitting on his cloud playing with all of you like toys trying to guide you and direct you... But this whole fucking thing is really spinning out of his control, isn't it? He's frantically trying to gently nudge all of us to the light, but... It is completely out of control. The combination of both god and free will suggests there is in fact a way god wants us to be, there is a godly plan, but all we do is interfere with his little godly plan and fuck everything up. I'm sure it is incredibly annoying. God should have known when he gave us free will the only possible outcome was that he was going to be highly disappointed in his creation and is going to have to send 90% of us to hell for pissing him off.
You seperate god and the self, you say god will take care of everything from outside of you, this realm of the self is not your business to interere with god has a handle on all of this from outside of you... You lose all life mission, you lose all life management, you become entirely helpless, entirely worthless. This is not what God could ever wish for you. God would only ever want a populace that can take care of themselves, that can handle their own problems, God would never wish for learned helplessness. That would be something uncontainable, that would be something out of control... A populace that could never possibly save themselves.
A god that is outside of all things trying to guide all things is only going to fail. Only a God that IS all things and IS all of us could ever possibly get anything accomplished. God can't do anything from outside of us all he can do is try.
And you know this. You know there could never possibly be both god and free will, it's fucking stupid, it all falls apart, so you try and think your way out of it. Let's go over this...
"This is the label we give to this particular attempt at logic-ing our way out of our own broken logic."
Compatibilism. God can still direct you with circumstance. I'm afraid all circumstance outside of the weather is decided by people, so... You really do still think god can control you. Your thoughts and desires and the circumstances you create with them are always within god's plan implies you don't really have free will. Another perspective of compatibilism is that you have the ability to act freely but all of your choices are within god's plan. Well. Obviously. This is a thing nobody needed to express. It's exactly the same as determinism and it's implying that determinists have just completely overlooked the fact that they are in control, they never noticed they were controlling their own actions. You have no free will.
Molinism. God knows every possible way in which you will act and so he sets everything in order to make you act the correct way. God knows the outcome of your actions, god sets circumstances in order to cause you to fulfill this future that god has selected. Your every action in this scenario occurring exactly as god has planned. God is controlling your actions. You have no free will. And exactly how does he set everything in order to make you act the correct way? By setting the actions of others. It's pretty much just a click fizzle snap interpretation of determinism, the scenario is always set for you to act, the future is known, you fulfill determinism, except for that one little missing crucial aspect of determinism that states you have no choice but to fulfill determinism, so you're just click fizzle snap hoping you manage to fulfill determinism.
Arminianism I can take apart pretty much the same as compatibilism, god sets circumstances and then you choose whether or not to accept them, all circumstances are decided by people. God is giving you control and god is controlling you. God is giving you situations in which you can decide for yourself and god is bringing you to this point by controlling everybody who's making their own decisions. Xbpt!! It's broken. Also within arminianism is the expression that "Christ's atonement is available to all people" and I just need to say: Oh, I see. Well that's good I'm glad you cleared that one up, make sure to emphasize that our god does like all of you and didn't just create a bunch of people who only exist to squirm and suffer and fall into evil for his own entertainment. It's a little unnerving that you felt you needed to clear that up.
All in all I would say everything you try to think up to justify the existence of free will is just calling your own god a filthy liar. He calls it "free will" to keep you from being outraged at your lack of control but he is not giving you any control. And yet... He allows for all of us to turn our back on him. All falls apart, all falls apart. There's a plan, he's guiding us towards this plan, but obviously we will never fulfill this plan, there is no foreseeable future where we all fall into your god's plan, no, we're going Satan. And he knows this. He has lost control.
"God's in total control. Why do you go against the will of god? God controls you why are you going against him?"
It's entirely self interested, god's conception of free will all revolves around the individual that perceives. This is YOUR mysterious life and god brings people into YOUR life mysteriously. There's no need to think about how this applies to the other as a self, the other is a vessel of god in your life.
Well we know for certain it isn't determinism, it's all figured out, if we're following a set path that leads right to Revelations, just as we said it would. We know it's Christianity because clearly Revelations came out just too perfect to not be real, it flips people out. We're gonna have to put a stop to Revelations, it disproves Christianity.
It was supposed to be... Demented off world middle ages Satan magic looking but it's... All modern and sophisticated and on the news. Well hey look everyone Christianity just achieved a modern sophistication, it looks breathtaking doesn't it, world? Modern Christianity, it's clearly very beautiful you were all wrong.
Your god gave us free will so that we could use it to think our way out of Christianity. It was his fatal mistake, he never wanted us to know all of this science-y stuff that flies in the face of his glory. It was his strategic undoing, and now Satan wins.